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Current Music:	NPR - All Songs Considered for Thursday 17 May 2007
Subject:	lazies
Time:	06:24 pm

"Can you pile all of those items into a single bowl and just kinda make them into a wet mound of starch that I can eat with a spoon..? -- Patton Oswalt takes on the KFC Bowl

The skit itself, from an early appearance on Conan. I now recognize the guy as one of Kevin James's friends from the King of Queens. The KFC Bowl is at the 2:55-ish mark. All the rest before that is about old ladies having sex and giving birth. I'd skip it if I were you..

Of course, this is all my way of saying "I want one!" and lamenting the lack of a KFC in my vicinity. Emphasis on the word "vicinity."